Velveeta

An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

by blueduck577 April 8, 2004

Velveeta

Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.

Person1: Wow! Nathan's dick is so small
Person2: Yup, thats a Velveeta alright

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 16, 2021

Velveeta

A loud, annoying, obnoxious girl at a bar who speaks over people, who yells in her friends faces about how much she “hates drama.”

Related to a Karen.

THIS BITCH CALLED ME VELVEETA!

WHY IS SHE TRYIN’ TO CAUSE DRAMA?! Y’ALL KNOW I HATE DRAMA!

I was tryin’ to hang at the bar with my friends, but couldn’t hear shit because of a damn Velveeta.

by Room 4336 June 10, 2023

Velveeta

Simply the most amazing and delicious cheese-esque food ever invented. It melts perfectly and stores safely on the shelf for years and years!

Velveeta - it's the creamiest!

Rachel cooked velveeta & hot dogs in her crock-pot in the garage and it was delicious!

by Fizziwigs December 23, 2008

Velveeta

1. The most delicious cheesy pasta that can be found in any white persons' house.
2. The rich white people version of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Melissa and Ryan enjoy cooking and eating velveeta

by Ryan Velveeta December 21, 2012

velveeta

An act by a person that is so cheesy, it is beyond cheesiness.

" Jim is velveeta. He cries about everything! He opened his birthday card and cried!"

by Leahann October 11, 2006

velveeta

Unsolicited advertising received via fax. The equivalent of spam received on a fax machine.

I came in this morning and there was velveeta all over my fax machine!

by Hitcher March 4, 2004