3 definitions by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior
THE PROPHECY: An act that must be fulfilled by the chosen one, (Eddie), to complete the requisite imposed upon by his ancestors before him. THE PROPHECY requires the aforementioned Eddie, to slob on his own knob to avoid angering his ancestors and to prevent them from turning him into a sheep. (Their natural form). Eddie first received note of his gift on one adventerous 6th grade day.
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 22, 2021
Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 19, 2021
Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 16, 2021