Vegans: The plural of vegan.
A vegan is someone who, for political, moral, or health reasons, does not eat meat or any animal products such as milk, eggs or cheese.
A vegan is someone who, for political, moral, or health reasons, does not eat meat or any animal products such as milk, eggs or cheese.
Vegan: Eggs are chicken abortions!
Omnivore at the next table: I'll have a bacon and cheese omelette and a buttered bagel, please.
Vegan: *faint*
Vegans can get a bit overexcited at times.
Omnivore at the next table: I'll have a bacon and cheese omelette and a buttered bagel, please.
Vegan: *faint*
Vegans can get a bit overexcited at times.
by Dr. Moreau May 8, 2006
An inhabitant of the asteroid Vega. Well known for their abstinance from eating animal products, and their hatred of meat eaters.
by Ralgor February 16, 2004
A word used to describe people totally convinced or their superiority. They are generally best avoided in almost all circumstances.
Marshal told everyone he was a vegan. Everyone agreed with him. He was indeed a total and utter vegan.
by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018
A sex practive where a person with a penis dips their balls into hummus and then teabags their vegan partner.
The hummus can also be substituted for guacamole.
The hummus can also be substituted for guacamole.
by 23angryKarens January 4, 2020
Someone with BALLS. I mean, for real, can you imagine making that kind of sacrifice for your principles? JESUS!
I'm a vegetarian, which is cool, and I still nearly have to change underwear after watching Taco Bell commercials. I can't imagine being a vegan.
by your Lord and Savior August 25, 2007
A person who follows the diet and/or lifestyle that promotes not using any animal products or byproducts.
The vegan diet and lifestyle are both impossible to follow to the fullest, so most vegans tend to stop when it becomes inconvenient. For example, animal products are used to vulcanize rubber and process steel. So a true vegan would be forced to shun most anything found in an industrialized nation, notably things such as cars, buses, airplanes and bicycles. Also, the vegan diet does not and cannot supply vitamin B12, as this essential vitamin only comes from meat and dairy. So a vegan must either take vitamin supplements, (which one way or another come from an animal) give up the diet altogether, or face B12 deficiency; which can cause brain damage.
Generally, vegans tend to ignore such glaring contractions and problems, preaching that they are the moral elite; even if they happen to be wearing leather shoes.
The vegan diet and lifestyle are both impossible to follow to the fullest, so most vegans tend to stop when it becomes inconvenient. For example, animal products are used to vulcanize rubber and process steel. So a true vegan would be forced to shun most anything found in an industrialized nation, notably things such as cars, buses, airplanes and bicycles. Also, the vegan diet does not and cannot supply vitamin B12, as this essential vitamin only comes from meat and dairy. So a vegan must either take vitamin supplements, (which one way or another come from an animal) give up the diet altogether, or face B12 deficiency; which can cause brain damage.
Generally, vegans tend to ignore such glaring contractions and problems, preaching that they are the moral elite; even if they happen to be wearing leather shoes.
by GAWII May 24, 2008