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by GAWII March 1, 2009
Get the Victoria's Secret mug.An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
by GAWII April 26, 2014
Get the Goblin cum mug.1. A slang term for American Football.
2. A portmanteau of America and Football, but substituting Murica with America.
2. A portmanteau of America and Football, but substituting Murica with America.
by GAWII April 19, 2013
Get the Muricaball mug.The twin brother of Allah. Unlike Allah, Ballah is not all powerful. He considers himself more of an "ideas guy". The Allah Ballah brothers used to be inseparable, but now the two rarely talk after having a falling out. According to Ballah, Allah stole his idea to create the universe. He does admit it was Allah who actually went through with the plan, he just feels he should get more credit.
by GAWII May 4, 2021
Get the Ballah mug.Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!
The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
by GAWII March 24, 2009
Get the Bloomingdale's mug.United States Marine Corps.
Currently operating as their own branch of the US Military, the USMC was originally infantry for the US Navy. What is not commonly known (even among Marines) is that to this day the USMC is still officially part of the Navy. While they may operate independently of the Navy, the USMC has never technically been made its own branch.
Generally, Marines tend to despise the Navy (as well as the Army and Air Force) and its members, regarding them as inferior. This being the case, pointing out that the USMC is part of the Navy is often the simplest way to anger a Marine. Angering a Marine can be very funny or very stupid. Do so at your own risk.
Currently operating as their own branch of the US Military, the USMC was originally infantry for the US Navy. What is not commonly known (even among Marines) is that to this day the USMC is still officially part of the Navy. While they may operate independently of the Navy, the USMC has never technically been made its own branch.
Generally, Marines tend to despise the Navy (as well as the Army and Air Force) and its members, regarding them as inferior. This being the case, pointing out that the USMC is part of the Navy is often the simplest way to anger a Marine. Angering a Marine can be very funny or very stupid. Do so at your own risk.
by GAWII August 15, 2008
Get the USMC mug.A non-medical professional with no training who "helps" babies be born.
While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.
While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.
"We're thinking about hiring a midwife for our baby instead of a licensed medical doctor."
"Enjoy your stillbirth."
"Enjoy your stillbirth."
by GAWII May 31, 2013
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