GAWII's definitions

Bloomingdale's

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

by GAWII March 24, 2009

Marine

Infantry grunts for the Navy.

The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".

Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.

Guy 1: I'm a Marine. Oohrah!
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?

by GAWII May 8, 2008

General William T. Sherman

Hero of the US Civil War. Best known for his march through Georgia, where he gave the rebel south exactly what it fucking deserved.

Have you heard the song "Marching Through Georgia"? It commemorates the brave hero General William T. Sherman.

by GAWII February 12, 2009

Bindi

A decorative dot placed on a woman's forehead.

Meant as a bullseye for a man to aim the money shot.

Bindis make a facial so much easier.

by GAWII July 31, 2013

teevee

TV spelled out phonetically. Used by morons who apparently aren't aware that TV isn't a word, it's an abbreviation for the word television.

"On your paper here, you wrote "teevee". Why did you spell it that way?"
"Herp derp isn't that how it's spelled?"
"(facepalm)...No. It's just spelled TV. The letter T, then the letter V. That's it."

by GAWII September 11, 2012

The secret

"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.

I just discovered "The secret" to easy wealth! It's plagiarism!

by GAWII May 8, 2008

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.

Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.

by GAWII March 1, 2009