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Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.
Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.
by GAWII March 1, 2009
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Goblin cum

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?
by GAWII April 26, 2014
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Muricaball

1. A slang term for American Football.

2. A portmanteau of America and Football, but substituting Murica with America.
There is no such thing as "soccer". There's football and muricaball.
by GAWII April 19, 2013
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Ballah

The twin brother of Allah. Unlike Allah, Ballah is not all powerful. He considers himself more of an "ideas guy". The Allah Ballah brothers used to be inseparable, but now the two rarely talk after having a falling out. According to Ballah, Allah stole his idea to create the universe. He does admit it was Allah who actually went through with the plan, he just feels he should get more credit.
One should always praise Allah because Allah is great; and respect Ballah, he's pretty good.
by GAWII May 4, 2021
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Bloomingdale's

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.
Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
by GAWII March 24, 2009
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USMC

United States Marine Corps.

Currently operating as their own branch of the US Military, the USMC was originally infantry for the US Navy. What is not commonly known (even among Marines) is that to this day the USMC is still officially part of the Navy. While they may operate independently of the Navy, the USMC has never technically been made its own branch.

Generally, Marines tend to despise the Navy (as well as the Army and Air Force) and its members, regarding them as inferior. This being the case, pointing out that the USMC is part of the Navy is often the simplest way to anger a Marine. Angering a Marine can be very funny or very stupid. Do so at your own risk.
The USMC is technically, officially, and administratively part of the Navy.
by GAWII August 15, 2008
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midwife

A non-medical professional with no training who "helps" babies be born.

While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.
"We're thinking about hiring a midwife for our baby instead of a licensed medical doctor."
"Enjoy your stillbirth."
by GAWII May 31, 2013
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