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To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.
Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.
by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009
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{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.
homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that
by kahda July 19, 2004
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