practive

When you say you will practice, but don't. And then make up some lame excuse why you didn't practice. But if you don't wanna lie, say you practived.

Teacher: Did you study?
Student: Sure, I practived a lot!

by RANDOMPERSON!!!!!! April 13, 2010

Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

Practive

You fucking idiot you spelled practice wrong. You absolute bafoon. You excuse of a human being. You need to practive the English dictionary you fucking moron.

Kyle- "want to go to soccer practive with me?"
Greg- "you dumbass you spelled practice wrong."

by t(*w*t) November 8, 2019