practive
When you say you will practice, but don't. And then make up some lame excuse why you didn't practice. But if you don't wanna lie, say you practived.
practive by RANDOMPERSON!!!!!! April 12, 2010
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Practive
You fucking idiot you spelled practice wrong. You absolute bafoon. You excuse of a human being. You need to practive the English dictionary you fucking moron.
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Target Practive
Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.
Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
Target Practive by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021
Practise and N Joy
Term used by DJs: The two things you need to keep in mind when you are learning the art of DJing.
The catchphrase of Johnathon Lewis, aka 'ellaskins' aka the DJ Tutor.
It has been used by many top DJs, including Grandmaster Flash
The catchphrase of Johnathon Lewis, aka 'ellaskins' aka the DJ Tutor.
It has been used by many top DJs, including Grandmaster Flash
So here are the Magic Words from the Legend of Youtube (ellaskins): Practise and N Joy
If you want to be any good, practise, practise, practise, and N Joy
If you want to be any good, practise, practise, practise, and N Joy
Practise and N Joy by sloth242 May 20, 2009
practice banana
Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.
practice banana by Psylicide December 9, 2008
Practice what you preach
When a woman's Facebook post talks about respecting yourself to leave a man who cheats....yet she is sexting another woman's man....tell this bitch to, "Practice what you preach!"
Practice what you preach by Hbmom0106 July 6, 2016
CHOIR PRACTICE
Used in Law Enforcement, Police etc. to indicate to fellow co-workers that they will be meeting after the shift to indulge in some liquid refreshments. (May even be stated over the car radios to alert the entire shift)
CHOIR PRACTICE by Jim L (NFPD, RETIRED) September 16, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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