practive

When you say you will practice, but don't. And then make up some lame excuse why you didn't practice. But if you don't wanna lie, say you practived.

Teacher: Did you study?
Student: Sure, I practived a lot!

by RANDOMPERSON!!!!!! April 12, 2010

Practive

You fucking idiot you spelled practice wrong. You absolute bafoon. You excuse of a human being. You need to practive the English dictionary you fucking moron.

Kyle- "want to go to soccer practive with me?"
Greg- "you dumbass you spelled practice wrong."

by t(*w*t) November 7, 2019

Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021