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friendship valium 

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.
I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.
friendship valium by smileyy December 21, 2012

Poor Mans Valium 

Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing
I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep
Poor Mans Valium by Kriix June 4, 2009
A pill taken to make you feel lose and happy. Puts you out of it for a really long time. You can forget alot too.. 4 days will go by so fast and you'll think its been one big day. Makes you pretty stupid and sticks with you for a while maybe 3 days. Also if you take any other things (booze, pot, etc.) it will like react to it. You can get drunk fast as hell.
" I took valium & am pretty out of it"
valium by Ann August 16, 2004

Stumble Valium 

After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.

It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.
"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!

"I feel so bad for you right now"

"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"
Stumble Valium by Mathius October 30, 2007
valium (vuh-al-ee-um) noun, is a
1. a tranquilizing muscle-relaxant drug used chiefly to relieve anxiety.
2. When used ebonically it refers to the degree of loudness or the intensity of a sound.
Ya know win uin turn dat tang up una da... on da big box unna make it loud. Da valium, duh VA LI UMM!
valium by Dragonlady58 January 29, 2021
a drug. according to eminem, one his mom does.
my mom does valium and lots of drugs.
valium by eminemlover5454 July 27, 2011