| 1. | vague arse | ||
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n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky. Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere. Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse! |
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| 2. | vague cheshir | ||
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A retarded freak who sucks dick and loves to shove marshmellows in ass,this is usually followed by shouting "OHHHHH BOBBB!!<3" In a very sick matter.She can be spotted on AIM with this as her username. "That girl isn't nearly as bad as vague cheshir."
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| 3. | Boston Backburner | ||
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Minutes before sex, eat some Exlax, bran, and drink Mountain Dew. Shortley thereafter, when you are buttblasting some trim (or other dude, I guess, if you are a homo - no offense), you pull out quickly. You then blow monkey-style butt mud on your lady. After she shits herself (literally), you make up a vague excuse that you are a network rendering guy, and it just happened - your bad. Gary, I gave that piece of trim a Boston Backburner last night. She shit, and I am not getting ass tonight. Oh well, I have a bunch of rendering work to do.
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| 4. | Flab-booking | ||
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The opposite of vague booking, people write so much in their status that they run out of room... Or TMI constantly. This would be flab-booking: Last night I went to out with my chicks, steph said I was hot but I totally think my ass has been too fat lately! Anyway I saw my man John again and he was tasty. we talked for awhile then took turns;) Then we left around 4 am and rode home in this nasty cab. It was just eww. When we got back to the house we decided th watch some flix before passing out, also did a little janky smoke and the movie was like " " after using.
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| 5. | Blood Joint | ||
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A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking. Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ... "Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous
"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You |
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| 6. | hoopajoo | ||
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Anything vague and potentially uncomfortable, often inserted into an orifice. You were abducted by aliens? Did they stick a big metal hoopajoo up your ass?
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| 7. | indie | ||
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"Indie" has become a vague term. It stands for a type of music, a type of lifestye, and even a whole "look".
The Type Of Music:Independantly recorded, on the mellow side(unknown, independant recorded:hip-hop/hardcore/emo bands are <b>not</b> Indie!) The Look: The Indie look is all about vintage. That means thrift stores, T-shirts of obscure/old bands,Blazers (you wear it over the T-shirt) ripped/tight jeans, shaggy hair, big sunglasses.(think The Strokes. The Strokes lifestyle before becoming famous was the epitome of Indie, they owned nothing that was made after 1980, they were slumming in new york apartments, and some were heavily into Heroin) The Lifestyle: Most "Indie" kids are: White. Drive old cars. Live together in rented out, very old homes/or shitty apartments, and are extremely poor and slumming. Many indie kids are heavy into drugs. Indie kids are very exclusive with who they choose to hang out with, and sometimes form "Crews". Indie kids sometimes listen to Gangster Rap, sort of as a joke. (haha) Some bands that have the "Indie" sound, but are technically not Indie because of their popularity are: The Shins, Rooney, Modest Mouse, Hot Hot Heat, The Strokes. Etc. Type Of Music: <i>Sean</i>:My bands going on tour soon
<i>groupie</i>:oh really? is anything you play on the radio? <i>Sean</i>:Hell no..we're Indie fuck corporate radio, we're all about the music, not the popularity or money! The Look: <i>Sean</i>: Fuck I just got a dope ass tweed Blazer at Savers for 10 bucks! I'm gonna wear it over my Deathcab For Cutie shirt! <i>groupie</i>You're Soo INdie<33! The Lifestyle: <i>Sean</i>: My parents are filthy rich.. but I moved out into an old ass apartment with 3 friends, we dont have a computer or TV, we get fucked up all day and work just enough to get by, we play guitar and make out with girls that have shaggy hair. We're soo indie! |
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