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A very seriously condition in female, which has the following symptoms:

-sore va jay jay
-inability to walk distances over 50 feet by foot.

Vagpoundosis is a rare, however, curable condition that requires increased amounts of rest and NO sex. Maybe BJ's...maybe
I was doing my girlfriend like super hard and the next day she told me she couldn't walk and felt very sore. So she goes to the doctor and he diagnosis' it as Vagpoundosis. He then gives her a muscle relaxant and proceeds to give me a bottle of jergens to suffice for the next 3 sexless weeks.
by Hector the Rock July 29, 2010
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