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Vaging (Vag-ing) 

A word that is derived from "dicking around"
" vaging around" is an act that is defined by certain speculations such as:
1- girl:guy ratio of at least 1:1 (excluding family) or when being alone
2- Both parties must be equally clothed (or unclothed)
3- cannot involve a dick without a vagina (includes blowjobs, handjobs unless speculation 2 is met)
4- you are not vaging if masturbating (this is de-vaging)

You can also be "Vag-blocked" meaning there is another male denying you the act of "vaging"
If all criteria are met, you are indeed vaging (vag-ing), congratulations
Vaging (Vag-ing) by anon1090 May 23, 2010
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Borat: She had a very nice vagin
vagin by Jo Mama is hawt February 13, 2007
the french word for vagina.
J'aime le vagin!
trans. "I love vagina!"
vagin by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

Vag-In-A-Can

A slippery rubber vagina stuffed into a tin for ones perverted pleasure :P
Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"
Vag-In-A-Can by Johnny ;) January 16, 2009
The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.
Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?

Woodworker: See for yourself.

Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!

Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's

thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
Vagin by TheDrukenScholar March 14, 2016
The act of a woman presenting her vagina to a man for observational purposes only. Must last only 10 seconds time.
Man: Emily and I were vagin last night
Friend: Yeah, how was it?
Man: Best 10 seconds of my life
Vagin by BrilliantMeisner September 22, 2012

Free-Vagin

The female equivalent to "free-ballin." A girl who does not wear panties either all the time or on occasion.
That chick must be free-vagin it.
Free-Vagin by Doctor of Time October 18, 2010