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Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure
Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..
by Chrissy February 15, 2004
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A very loose anus that is on the verge of prolapse.
The ease as which the dildo entered Mr Palmers ass suggested he was born with a vaganus.
by Lorenzicus November 03, 2011
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This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.
I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.
by Garrett November 21, 2004
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When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus
Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.
by neanderman November 05, 2011
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The entire area of the female anatomy comprising of the vagina, the anus, and all landmarks in and between.
after a long night of drinking, they get back to her place...
guy: im sooo wasted
girl: just stick it in me
guy: where do u want it
girl: i dont care, just stick it in my vaganus!
by ryder.b January 30, 2009
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Vaganus, the after affect of the vaganus maker(the ultimate shocker) where teh vagina and the anus become one due to the ripping on the seperating wall.
After the vaganus maker debby was never the same.
by Jake Schatzel April 21, 2005
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A person who is somewhere between a douche and an asshole. Can be capitalized if the person is a politician or some other shitty celebrity.
Ahh fuck, another goddamn reality TV show starring some new loser Vaganus.
by Francis Ulma November 03, 2010
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