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The area on a man's body found between the scrotum and anus. Also known as "the seams of life" because if one tears his scranus his soul will fall out.
I tore my scranus and my soul fell out.
by professor nutsack August 11, 2003
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the gap between your scrotum and your anus
the "gooch"
by ginger April 10, 2003
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the area between the scrotum and the anus
He nicked his scranus while shaving.
by J April 10, 2003
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The flabby stinky skin between your dingleberry tree and ur tea bagger
Mom will u please stop tickeling my scranus
by Vagina Breath November 05, 2004
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The area between your shit dropper and goolies.
If you split your scranus you go psycho.
by P.Nus August 06, 2004
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The area between the ass and the balls.
by JD April 10, 2003
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The area of the body between the rectum and the nads.
My friend got booted in the scranus while he was playing football.
by P.Nus August 07, 2004
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