The Vaganus is the area between the vagina and anus usually measuring 0.36MM to 1.96CM. Otherwise known as 'The Female Gooch'
Hey babe, I wasn't sure weather to put my dick in your shit-pipe or pussy-hole so i just rubbed it all over the VAGANUS until I could decide...
by VAG-KAKES January 17, 2011
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Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure
Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..
by Chrissy February 15, 2004
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When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus
Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.
by neanderman November 5, 2011
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A person who is somewhere between a douche and an asshole. Can be capitalized if the person is a politician or some other shitty celebrity.
Ahh fuck, another goddamn reality TV show starring some new loser Vaganus.
by Francis Ulma November 4, 2010
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The sexual organs on a cheap ($30) blow-up doll, where from the vaginal flaps through to the anus is one entire hole.
Ohh Matt, I can see the tip of your penis foam through that plastic bitches vaganus flaps, you appear to have a bindies on it
by Esmae August 18, 2009
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This is the by-product of dingle-berries being left behind, and the sweat from a vagina/ass crack mixing and mingling, altogether causing a foul stench in the area of the vagina. Most noticeable when hitting it from behind.
After a long night of dancing, we left the club and headed home. Shortly thereafter, this amazingly hot chick requested doggy style, bent over, and there it was... that god-awful smell... VAGANUS LINGERBERRIES!
by Vaganus Lingerberrius September 8, 2010
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The ultimate shocker where the whole hand replaces the 2 fingers and 2 fingers replace one, will result in the creation of a vaganus.
Not all women can handle the vaganus maker
by Schadzmaster April 21, 2005
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