an ability urethra man has, giving him the power to spurt sperm or urine out of him at mach 10 to the second power.
Urethra Powers! Activate!
by XXX Jiggles December 8, 2022
whilst masturbating, one might make the common mistake of shoving a thin scrap of a candle in your dick hole. this causes great stimulation, however it may slip in and crystallize in your bladder. This is actually supposed to be done with a letter opener like the men who live in Arabia. Read the book "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk for more information. Look for the short story called "Guts" within the book.
Johnny made the common mistake of shoving urethra wax in his willy for stimulation. He eventually had to tell his parents that he was pissing blood because of the crystallized wax in his bladder. There goes the college fund.
by godly head December 30, 2011
1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.
2. Another name for one's urethra.
2. Another name for one's urethra.
1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.
2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.
2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.
by captainplanetBB1000 January 18, 2010
A thin metal rod that is inserted into the tip of the penis. It frequently is used to obtain sexual pleasure. Long urethra picks can even be used to puncture internal organs for extra sexual pleasure.
by angrysuperhawk September 30, 2014
by Deep Throat Playa February 2, 2014
by Alex Thomas Yarbrough March 15, 2008
The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:
Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"
or:
(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"
or:
(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
by fuck you... July 3, 2006