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"Messed up" from drinking too much.

When someone is way more drunk than the crowd or group he/she is with.

They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.
When she arrived, she was an hour late and already crystallized.
by laxuo June 26, 2011
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