Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
by newsvava February 11, 2009
also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.
I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.
by the_pwner January 29, 2004
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003
by Mb0703 March 8, 2018
The new Snapchat update is an abomination to humanity, created and installed by 27 year old Evan Speigal. It was brought to the universe Dec 4, 2017 but continues it’s tragic shit storm all the same into 2018.
“Omg Katarina have you seen the new Snapchat update?”
“No what it is”
“It can suck a fat one tbh”
“Really ally is it that bad?”
“Worse than the fury of a thousand suns”
“No what it is”
“It can suck a fat one tbh”
“Really ally is it that bad?”
“Worse than the fury of a thousand suns”
by Triple threads January 12, 2018
An unwanted update that adds an unwanted feature and/or takes a working feature and makes it unusable.
Did you get the new TF2 patch?
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.
Yeah, but it was a Facebook Update, all it did was make the flamethrower worthless while adding 20 new hats.
by Bjerhjinanikle July 27, 2011
A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if it’s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If it’s short they simply can’t be bothered or they want to share their life story but don’t have much of a life to have a story.
by yEeE HAwW April 29, 2020