23 definitions by newsvava
The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Someone you will never be allowed to fuck, as it would be social suicide.
Art. Look, but don't touch.
Art. Look, but don't touch.
Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
by newsvava February 14, 2009
Guy 1: Wow, Kate Winslet's really got some large naturals!
Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
by newsvava February 13, 2009
by newsvava March 12, 2016
"You got an iPhone! Now you can go and back-like my most artistic photographs on Instagram."
"I think Donald has a crush on me...he just back-liked six of my profile pics!!"
"I just added Marsha on Facebook...I'll go and back-like a few of her selfies to make her feel awesome."
"I think Donald has a crush on me...he just back-liked six of my profile pics!!"
"I just added Marsha on Facebook...I'll go and back-like a few of her selfies to make her feel awesome."
by newsvava September 3, 2013
Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
by newsvava February 13, 2009
Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.
Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Me: Douché.
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Me: Douché.
by newsvava March 5, 2009