The thing I always cancel, yet seems to appear with a message when I shut down that says Windows Update "(not responding)"
Oh damn, windows update is not working again. Who Cares. "Would you like to send an error report?" Hell no!
by michiganwolverine February 2, 2004
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1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.
Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!
by Updated Magic April 24, 2016
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a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work
Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update
by mister November 12, 2003
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when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.
Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)

After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.

Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
by E-bag November 10, 2009
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Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?
by The man October 19, 2001
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Forced software update crippling or hindering device operation
My iPod was totally screwed thanks to Apple's latest update rape.
by D. Bagginstein December 21, 2011
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A Trevian is quite simply someone who goes to New Trier, but lives up to all the stereotypes. Wether it be "vape messiah", drug dealer, imbecile, white chick who blasts bad rap music from her Range Rover while her clique is in the back, etc. Trevians are notoriously rich and obnoxious. I mean really, the movie "Mean Girls" was based on our school. The lesson here is never cross paths with a Trevian.
Trevian (updated):
Dude why are these Trevians even here? They're so annoying. Thank god I'm not a Trevian.
by SimplyRidiculous September 7, 2016
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