10 definitions by Updated Magic
1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.
2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.
3. A modern electronic device
4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.
2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.
3. A modern electronic device
4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.
by Updated Magic April 24, 2016
Callie: I just flushed my phone down the toilet.
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(
by Updated Magic April 24, 2016
The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.
Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!
Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
by Updated Magic February 5, 2017
Kayories can come off as a bit cold or distant, but that’s just their public persona. Deep-down inside, Kayories just want to be loved.
Kayories typically are very serious. She shies away from crowds, instead preferring the company of people she knows. Once she's in school she'll be studious and unlikely to be distracted by silly games or class clowns. She'll still have fun with people she's close to, but usually only at appropriate times.
While her practical side is going to make it so she knows she’s not making a bad choice, once she chooses, that’s it. She has the ability to quickly make a decision that she’s going to be happy with.
Kayories typically are very serious. She shies away from crowds, instead preferring the company of people she knows. Once she's in school she'll be studious and unlikely to be distracted by silly games or class clowns. She'll still have fun with people she's close to, but usually only at appropriate times.
While her practical side is going to make it so she knows she’s not making a bad choice, once she chooses, that’s it. She has the ability to quickly make a decision that she’s going to be happy with.
"Damn that girl really don't talk to nobody huh?"
"Kayorie? Nah, you just gotta get to know the kid. Once you know 'er, you'll know she's super fun and chill, bro."
"Shoot, if you say so..."
"Kayorie? Nah, you just gotta get to know the kid. Once you know 'er, you'll know she's super fun and chill, bro."
"Shoot, if you say so..."
by Updated Magic January 8, 2020
A very sweet and beautiful girl. Always fashionable, elegant and well groomed, she is tasteful and sophisticated, with an eye for quality, beauty and harmony in all things. She loves everything about romance, seduction and partnership.
by Updated Magic January 8, 2020
The chronically online version of "chronically online."
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.
A: "No way that mf just said that it's offensive and non-inclusive to say "y'all" lmaoo, how chronically online do you have to be?"
B: "Errr… ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."
B: "Errr… ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."
by Updated Magic September 3, 2022
Dumb Attention Seeker: omg like why is a dab still a tr3nd l1ke wtf omg i cant even. tHAt d4nce 1s so dumm.
Me: If you want to complain about a dance move, then at the very least spell it CORRECTLY smh
Me: If you want to complain about a dance move, then at the very least spell it CORRECTLY smh
by Updated Magic May 15, 2016