Fucked up goat 

Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.

I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.

Fucked up goat by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass 

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX October 4, 2008

Whats up your goat? 

Whats your goat means " what is wrong with you"

Milsey approaches liss and says hey liss what are you doing.
Liss ignores milsey and milsey then says "What is up your goat "?
whats up your goat?

Whats up your goat? by liss_misley_mad January 17, 2012

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass 

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass by SA Earl January 13, 2011

goat me up 

to turn one into a goat 0R to to smother someone in goat cheese.

DEFINITION 1: "Im not very happy with my life as a human. I wish I was a goat. They seem to be content with their mello lives. Can you goat me up?" said Bill
"Sure Bill!" said Fred.

DEFINITION 2: I always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. I always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

goat me up by gotgoats?321 April 17, 2010

throw your goats up

To make either the "Anarchy" or "Goats' Head" hand sign by using your thumb to hold down the middle and ring fingers, while extending the index and pinky fingers. Most often seen at cheese-ball metal concerts, i.e. Slayer, Metallica, Pantera, etc. And some punk concerts i.e. Black Flag, AFI,
Sinead O'Connor

Bro, they're about to play Ride The lightning man, awesome dude, throw your goats up so they know we're hardcore, blood, death, satan, yeah!!!!!

throw your goats up by Chrisculpt27 February 20, 2007

Goats Up 

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.

The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.

Goats Up by Goat leader October 4, 2018