2 definitions by Masterman2000

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Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.
by Masterman2000 August 15, 2011

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So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.

People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.
Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!

Person 2: He's insane.

Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: I think you're insane.

Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.
by Masterman2000 February 18, 2012

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