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Unfortunate but in a less serious manner
John: I got to the restaurant in time before they closed, but they were already sold out of everything :(

Daisy: unfofo.
unfofo by dosine February 8, 2019

midtown uniform

Uniform sported by finance professionals aka business bro’s consisting of a button-down white or blue shirt, casual or dress pants and an enviably comfortable fleece vest by Columbia or Patagonia
- Chad Is really vibing in that midtown uniform
- He is such a crony. Wait till you work with him on the deck for our MD.

Uniform Dickstribution 

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

Uniformation 

An act of making any situation really boring. Most likely found in schools and libraries.
-Hey, you going to the library after school?
-No. Libraries are Satan's asshole.
-Why?
-Have you seen all the uniformation there? Disgusting.
Uniformation by Elye. July 24, 2015

Unfollowers 

People on Instagram who will follow you only to unfollow you the next day just so they can boost their following for clout. If these people request to follow you, and then unfollow you, just unfollow them... :)
Unfollowers are the worse people on Instagram.

Unfortunate Acronym 

An unfortunate Acronym is an acronym for an organisation or person that results in a word that is rude, disgusting or totally inappropriate. A typical example would be the Country and Urban Nature Trail Society which was intended to promote pleasant nature walks in both the town and countryside. It never got off the ground because the acronym was CUNTS. Another British example is Radical Alternatives to Prison, a bunch of bleeding hearts who want to abolish prisons. They were originally going to be called Completely Radical Alternatives to Prison – CRAP, but decided against this, perhaps it was too close to the truth about their ideas.
One unfortunate acronym which is still currently used is TWAT which stands for The War Against Terrorism, while from the United States comes FLOTUS which identifies the President’s wife and stands for First Lady Of The United States. It’s an unfortunate acronym in that it sounds as if it is something unpleasant lurking in a toilet bowl. I suppose they could try removing some of the unimportant letters, but FLOUS and FLUS don’t sound much better.
“Is it true that Nicola Sturgeon, leader of the Scottish Nationalist Party, is going to set up a new organisation, Scottish Nationalists Opposed to Tories?”
“SNOT! There’s an unfortunate acronym!”
Word of the Day on December 5, 2021