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Typhlosion 

Pokémon number #157, it is the final evolved form of the starter Pokémon Cyndaquil. It is fire type, and has access to a lot of different powerful moves. It fist appeared in Pokémon Gold and Silver, on October 14th, 2000.
"Dude, I just got a Typhlosion!"
Typhlosion by Captain Boogie October 26, 2014

typhoonisolm 

People with a fetish for typhoons
The fuck do you have typhoonisolm or something.
typhoonisolm by NotWorking March 5, 2018

Typhoonism

Typical of women. The practice of getting ready for a date or a girls' night out and LEAVING the clothes, make up, shoes and accessories you took out of wherever, yet decided NOT to put on yourself, ALL OVER THE PLACE.
"Can't you ever just wear the first thing you take out of your closet and not leave the typhoonism all over the room for me to clean up after you?!"
Typhoonism by Nia G November 6, 2012

Typhlosioning 

When you set a girls ass hair on fire and have sex with her anus.
Jenny left me last night after I tried Typhlosioning with her.

reverse typhlosion 

The reverse typhlosion is the act of pouring cheap tequila down your lover's ass crack, proceeding to set it aflame, with the sole intention of fucking the fire away. (you look like the pokemon in the process.)
Bruce feels something wet dripping down his beautiful ass crevasse when suddenly it goes up in flame. In a fit of lust Bruce's lover Brunswick Thunder-Thrust jabs his mighty fuckstick into his ass crack to eliminate the fire. What a fucking reverse typhlosion that was.

Typhloposting 

Typhloposting - A digusting form of posting using random out of context images and "funny" texts to try to make people laugh, usually ending in people being confused and annoyed. (Ex. le monkey, poorly drawn crap, low quality random images the user found off of his hard drive, 2009 memes)

Synonyms- image garbage, conversation derailers, the 'everyoneistyping' maker 3000, the only things that typhlo can post, "i cant believe its not 9GAG!", watered down shitposting, the equivalent of requesting online coop, evidence that the user is actually an 8 year old child

Typhloposter - Someone who Typhloposts on are regular basis, and is generally looked down upon, seen as a lesser being. Typhloposting is a sign that someone is a normie trying to fit in with the shitposters, which will never happen.
Typhlosion - *posts le epic meme* hahaha this shit is funny

0rio - stop typhloposting you piece of sh*t, your posts are literally autism
Typhloposting by 0rio May 13, 2018