Typhoonism

Typical of women. The practice of getting ready for a date or a girls' night out and LEAVING the clothes, make up, shoes and accessories you took out of wherever, yet decided NOT to put on yourself, ALL OVER THE PLACE.

"Can't you ever just wear the first thing you take out of your closet and not leave the typhoonism all over the room for me to clean up after you?!"

by Nia G May 26, 2012

typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.

I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.

by jeff January 24, 2005

typhoon

a large whirlwind, hurricane, et cetera

The typhoon caused much destruction in TOKYO.

by A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum November 2, 2003

Typhoon

A man puts on three strapons, one facing behind, one facing left and one facing right, then gets 4 women and has sexual relations with them all at the same time by doing a circular motion with his hips.

Bro i totally typhooned this mom and her daughters last night.

by Phooner July 28, 2011

typhoon

A type of hairstyle sported by Prince in the early 90s. Very puffy on top.

Lyrics from I Want 2 Melt With U
'From the tip of my typhoon
2 the bottom of your ankle chains'

by Arabia February 16, 2005

typhoon

Filling up a large garbage bin/can and leaning it up against someone's door so when the door opens inward, the water flows out all over the persons room and stuff

We typhooned Paul's room so bad all of his stuff was soaked.

by Chris Keenan June 22, 2006

Typhoon

An internet troll called Liam.
The hacker on steroids.
A member with 'Legendary' status on Voide.org
The idiot who spread the Cutenews 4.0.1 exploit.

'Hello - I am Typhoon and I will root your box'

by M4ST3RM4G1C October 24, 2009