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two-pieced 

to be hit in rapid succession by two punches
Did you see the fight when Kobe got two-pieced?
two-pieced by jjthekid March 6, 2008
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Two piece puzzle 

A phrase to describe someone who is simpleminded, by comparing them to the simplicity of a two piece puzzle.
A: He is so simpleminded.
B: I know, he is like a two piece puzzle.
Two piece puzzle by 2PcPuzzle April 17, 2015

two piece 

When someone hits wid an left and a right,like a combination..
"He was frontin' so i gave him a two-piece!!
two piece by cedric britt July 18, 2003

Two Piece No Biscuit

A slight combo of hands, usually thrown one after the other. Most intoxicated people usually ask for the two piece no biscuit with extra gravy.
When Ian becomes a bouncer at the newest club in Seattle, he can't wait to give the drunk fuck heads the two piece no biscuit.

Bro Watched Two Piece

A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.

Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).
Guy 1: Luffy's gear 5th is so strong he can solo the admirals.

Guy 2: Bro watched two piece.
Bro Watched Two Piece by Mr. Defender September 9, 2022

two piece and a biscuit 

When you hit someone with the left and then the right and then punch them in the stomach.
Monoxide: "First you need to go back der and probably hit the bitch up with a two piece and a biscuit to her eye".

Two Piece 

two piece is a girl wit nice titties AND a nice ass.
Ty Dolla $ign - Don't Judge Me (Beach House 3)
"I don't want it if it ain't a two piece, yeah"

Me: ay bruh check out dat two piece
bro: damn bro, she got titties AND dat ass fuck!
Me: yeah nikka, dat azz is RIGHT
Two Piece by Wedontsellhalfs June 16, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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