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TwitterDead 

Emily Miller at www.PoliticsDaily.com coined the term.

TwitterDead is defined as someone who is said to have died in a tweet, which is retweeted so often that it trends in Twitter so others believe the celebrity is Really Dead. (If you can't follow the previous sentence, you need to get a lesson on Twitter because many people believe it is the future of the web.)

OK, I just made up the term TwitterDead. But I needed a word to describe the phenomenon of social media moving so fast that a rumor of a celebrity death is picked up by other media, but ends up being a fire drill.

TwitterDead is the modern version of the great Mark Twain quote: "The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."
These celebrities are alive but TwitterDead: George Clooney, Jeff Goldblum, Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman, Randy Jackson and Britney Spears.

The first TwitterDead on the day Michael died was Randy Jackson of American Idol, which I noticed in trending topics. Bless his still-beating heart, Randy was TwitterDead because of his last name.

Next came the trending of actor Jeff Goldblum who was so TwitterDead that he had to dispel the rumors by going on camera to deny to TMZ and then to appear on the "The Colbert Report."

Other celebrities who got killed off Twitter-style at the end of last week were Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman and Miley Cyrus. Britney Spears was TwitterDead by the weekend.

All's fair in the twitterverse since it's just basically an enormous high school rumor mill. But, my Twitter friends, you have gone too far when you TwitterKill George Clooney. NOT CLOONEY. ANYONE but Clooney!

Stan Rosenfield, Clooney's publicist, contacted TMZ -- which apparently is running the world now -- to dispel the death rumors because he was inundated with calls from mainstream media outlets.
TwitterDead by ElizabethBenson July 18, 2009
To post a large amount of consecutive tweets.
Did you check out Merlin Mann's twitterea yesterday? I can't believe he only lost a hand full of followers.
Twitterea by auniverseaway August 26, 2008

TWITTERVENTION 

When someone tweets so much that it becomes a problem, the friends of said person get together to host a Twittervention.

"Dude, I opened up my Twitter today and my entire page was filled with tweets from Jeff."

"Really?"

"Yeah, like he's tweeting every other minute."

"Oh man, I think it's time for a Twittervention."

"Definitely."

"I'll call Sarah."
TWITTERVENTION by stevehappens March 16, 2009

twitterhea 

1) A condition resulting in tweeting frequent, short bursts of the most minute daily activities. 2) The collection of tweets from a group of people about the same event, resulting in highly repetitive clumps of observations.
1) Oh, I had to unfollow her, she had a bad case of twitterhea flooding my iPhone.


2) since I wont physically be at #railsconf this year, i'll attend virtually by lurking in the irc channel and consuming the twitterhea all day.
twitterhea by roll here eggo April 24, 2009

Ghost Twitterer

When a busy high profile public figure such as, let's say, Barack Obama gets a Twitter account, it's pretty much granted that he doesn't have the time to actually 'tweet' - therefore the situation calls for a GHOST TWITTERER (similar to a ghost writer), a person in that person's staff, who does the tweeting for him (her).
It's pretty obvious he has a ghost twitterer.
Ghost Twitterer by lucie_in_the_sky December 28, 2009

TwitterDee and TwitterDum 

Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.
TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.

Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."