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My Twitter account was hacked 

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.
Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

Twitterwhack 

Enter exactly two words into a Twitter search and if only one single Tweet results that is a Twitterwhack. The proper response to a discovery of a Twitterwhack is to retweet it so that it is no longer a Twitterwhack. Appropriate tags are #Twitterwhack and #Twak
"@i_before_e: But Ozzy Osbourne denies he sold his soul to the devil. He used it to make a bong. #gnw"

This was the 1st official example of a Twitterwhack (devil bong) until it was retweeted of course.

"RT @amathyst87: @obicolkenobi Are they your testicles floating around in that glass?"

(glass testicles)
Twitterwhack by Acidsmooth July 6, 2010

Hacking Your Twatter 

Taking sexual advantage of a very drunk girl.
Don't drink too much around him, he'll end up hacking your Twatter.