twatspeak 

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

twatspeak by Llama Man March 12, 2008

txtspeak 

The irritating derivation of English for when you are getting charged per letter: The sentence "Greetings friend, what is it that you intend to do later tonite?" Could be translated into: "hi m8 wht u doin 2nite". Frequently used with mobile phones but increasingly online, eg. Instant Messaging. YOU CAN TYPE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ON MESSENGER!

"im goin ou wiv me m8s l8r, u wan cum wiv us vere gunna b fit ladz"

"soz m8 cnt cum 2nite coz m givin birf agen innit"

txtspeak by AxTng1 February 24, 2005

twitspaceface

1.The act of participating in the major networking websites, Twitter, MySpace, and FaceBook.

2.taken in its verbal form, can be conveyed as twit {space} face, thus the act of being completely oblivious to the actions and emotions of others (noun)

Harold loved networking, especially on-line.His friends call him a twitspaceface.

Harold was such a Twitspaceface that he did not realize that Dorthy was in love with him. Dorthy was later found stalking Harold on the internet, thus becoming a twitspaceface herself.

twitspaceface by mcandp2 July 19, 2010

Textspeak 

The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.

1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak

Textspeak by Hey Steve June 2, 2003

Twitleak 

When someone exposes just so much more than you ever wanted to know about them via their whingy Tweets.

Man, did you see redacted's twitleak from last night? Who knew he was such a needy loser!

Twitleak by Sekimori February 3, 2009

Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.

Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."

Tweetspeak by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009

textspeak 

acronyms commonly used during informal conversation happening via an instant messenger

grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!

grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?

textspeak by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019