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twigerette 

Coming from the combination of the words "twig" and "cigarette," it is either a spliff or a joint packed into an emptied cigarette.
Step 1: Empty the tobacco from an American Spirit or the cigarette of your choice by gently squeezing while twisting it between your thumb and pointer finger. Know your finger strength - do not tear the paper because it will be what you will be smoking out of shortly. DO NOT DISPOSE OF THE TOBACCO IF YOU ARE ROLLING A SPLIFF (this really should go without saying).
Step 2: Empty Blue Dream or the weed of your choice onto your workspace, pick out the twigs and seeds, if it is not already ground grind it by whatever mechanism you have to do so - we prefer our hands.
Step 3: Infuse the tobacco with the Mary Jane on a rolling paper or whatever paper is available to you.
Step 4: Grab both sides of the paper and fold hotdog style.
Step 5: Tilt the paper to pour the mixture back into the empty cigarette.
Step 6: Pack the mixture down with a bobby pin or whatever packing tool is accessible to you.
Step 7: If there is unfilled paper at the top of the cigarette then twist it to close it off.
Step 8: Light it.
Step 9: Smoke dat twigerette.
twigerette by Nikee & Taja September 2, 2013

Twitterette's Syndrome 

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.
I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

twitteresque 

Twitteresque - an aesthetic where people get mad for anything and everything and cancel people left and right. Normally a 13 year old girl.
"She's so twitteresque."
"Yea and she's a 13 year old too so it makes sense"

Mount Titerest

The lengths American women will go to present a perfect bosom.
“Shoot, they’re out of stock,” Desiree told Prima as the pals cruised aisle 8 in CVS. “They told me the Hollywood Breast Lift Tape would be in today!”
Prima offered what comfort she could. “Desiree, Lawson will jump your bones regardless of flop sweat. You don’t need to climb Mount Titerest. Remember how it used to be when you were first hooking up.”
“Right,” Desiree countered smugly, “He loved my big mama foomfy teats.”

“Nipple rouge is a thing, isn’t it?” teenager Sally shyly asked Mother Goose, pulling her away from the other kids at St. Catherine’s Center for Youth. “’Cause Jayden and I have a date for the walk-in later and I just feel… too pale.”
“No worries, hon, we don’t have to scale Mount Titerest,” said Mother Goose. She prided herself on her ability to “relate.” “I have some frozen raspberries I’ve been saving for the right moment. You’ll taste good, too!”
Mount Titerest by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022

Twitterese 

the language or diction used in posting Twitter messages.
Your Twitterese is gibberish.
Twitterese by uttam maharjan September 16, 2011

twineress 

Like a twinny, very twin like. Almost identical very alike in many ways.
Except this is used amongst princess's that hail from the ghetto. a.k.a. ghetto princess Also known as besties best friends
1) You so evil, you could be my evil twineress.
2) We need to get with some other twineress's & have a party!
3) Go on with your bad twineress self.
twineress by tink a princess October 7, 2011