Top Definition
The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004
In Singapore terms, it means teens who try to act cute, wear like the jap kids do, with all the leggings and stuff.

And most of all they can't fucking seem to type proper english.

Most of them are the street punks who think that joining gangs and gangbanging other people are so cool.

Now they're trying to act emo with all the mascara and the communist cap!

For more information, please visit http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/
twit 1: heLLoxx :))
twit 2: ooi, euu tOdae dOin wAt ahx???
twit 1: dUn nOe lEhz, h0w bOUt euu?
twit 2: gOIn ouT wiTH my lAoGong lORhzz.
twit 1: WAAA! sO luRbbing arhxx.
twit 2: kezkez :) yAr l0rhx, moii lAoGong n moIi goin wAtch m0vIe.
twit 1: kAe lOrhz. i at hMe mAkeup mAkeup den. bUaixx.
by undisclosed due to safety reasons November 02, 2006
One who uses Twitter.
Quit Tweeting, Twit!
by AmbroseKalifornia March 06, 2009
That's what I thought
Mom: Sonny can you please take out the garbage.
Sonny: I already did mom, TWIT bitch
by MisaelC April 15, 2010
An insult formed from the combination of the words 'twat' and 'clit'.
She trolls for taken boys, she is such a twit!
by YBbloggers November 09, 2009
someone who uses twitter.
i hate twitter, only twits use it.
by indigoblood June 03, 2009
Someone who uses twitter, especially someone who uses twitter to an abnormal degree.
John is a twit; he keeps twittering the mundane details of his everyday life.
by jamoncito February 11, 2009
According to Snapple FAQ juice. Its a pregnant goldfish.
The goldfish is twit.
by hjklzwrhsh vdz July 01, 2005

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