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The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.
Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.
"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.
by brendan July 01, 2004
When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.
I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.
#bj #breakfast in head #good #brain #brain damage
by Fatbox October 08, 2006
When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.
Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.
#good #morning #sex #stds #privates
by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009
The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.
I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.
#good morning #good morning shit #shit #eggs #shitty breakfast
by RBurton May 13, 2008
heterosexual intercourse
ASG walks by...
maya: GOODMORNING!
ASG orgasms on spot.
#maya #kate #12:01 #matt #asg #will
by officiallyGinger. December 05, 2010
To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning
#hater #haterade #stud #muffintop #sippin on haterade
by currdog September 11, 2010
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