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The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER. Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you." |
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A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting. "Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.
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When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job. I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.
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| 4. | Good Morning | ||
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When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt. Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning. |
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The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise. I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.
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To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning |
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A Morning in which a person masturbates I had a good morning too!
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