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A totally cliche book that wasted a million of trees and has millions of readers hooked on it because of the gorgeous character Edward even though Jasper is better than him.

1) Flat Characters (main character is a complete Mary Sue); the characters have no flaws at all. Bella is clumsy but that's not exactly a character flaw.
2) No action until the very end
3) Bella has no aspirations, no goals, nothing; she wants nothing from life except for Edward. Bella seems to have no substance and no backbone. Where is her sense of self?
4) Why does she like Edward in the first place? He's beautiful? A little superficial, don't you think?
5) Bad prose, even for a first-time writer
6) A glittering vampire...
7) What does Edward see in Bella anyway?
8) No build-up between Edward and Bella. They hate each other at the beginning and then a few pages later, they are in love.
9) Did I mention Edward's beautiful, gorgeous, amber eyes yet?
10) Edward stays outside Bella's house and she finds that cute and amusing? He watches her sleep as well - does anyone else find this creepy? Since when did stalking someone become cute and adorable? Edward loves her for her smell - does she not find that a little disturbing?
11) The only one who should be applauded here is the marketing department: job well done.
Oh my god! Don't you just love Twilight?

No.

How dare you? Edward is in that!!
by Kira Kira September 22, 2008
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"Absolute trash, so obviously a worldwide hit."

"That book is a cringe-worthy testament to teenage hormonal fabrication."

-- quotes from Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (the fifth book in a series truly worthy of reading) that perfectly defines Twilight.
Analogy:

Chocolate is to delectable as Twilight is to rubbish.
by Kalanikamori August 17, 2009
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holy crap. girls. you are not bella. edward cullen never existed..he never will. you are not a vampire. so get the fuck over it. twilight. lameness.
by megimoo December 03, 2008
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Verb: as in to Twilight

To take something established or classic and dumb it down for a large and more often than not young audience.

The most famous example of this is the book series Twilight which took vampires and injected it with so much teenage drama and cliches that it eclipses the established awesomeness of vampires.
"Did you see the movie adaption of the book?"

"Ya, they totally Twilighted it."
by nicktendo64 June 25, 2009
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The most overrated movie in the history of film.
Fangirl: OMG TWILIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE LIKE EVER
A cool person: Stfu desperate girl.
by Someguy002 July 27, 2009
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A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
by lloyd- April 11, 2009
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a book that just now everyone is obsessed with. You can't look for a bumpersticker on facebook without seeing"I love edward". omg get over yourself! it's a book, it's okay to like a book, but not if it prevents you from living your life normally (or as normal as an obsessee can be)
girl: "omg i love twilight, edward is soo dreamy"
me: "sorry to burst your bubble but he's not real, the dude who pays him is ACTING, please for the sake of humanity, get over yourself"
by Like Duh! August 12, 2008
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