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1. sparkly
apparently what vampires are nowadays
seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested
2. sparkly
when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...
hehe oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sparkly!
3. sparkly
The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.
She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.
4. sparkly
a guaranteed accessory that makes underwear irresistable
sparkly turquoise thongs
5. sparkly
When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.
Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!
6. sparkly
an adjective you use to describe something bad, when you don't quite want the other person to know it was bad.
mom: what happened to that 76$ worth of meat i bought
you: um it got kind of sparkly so i threw it out
mom: sparkly?
you: u know.. rotten
7. sparkly
slang for a homosexual being of any gender.
Woah, he's sparkly...
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