A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
by lloyd- April 12, 2009
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Biggest pile of shit ever written. Gotta love the hidden underlying Mormon morals.
That 100 year old non-human with no blood is so hot and he sparkles! I don't care if he's physically incapable of getting a boner because he has no blood, I'm gonna get myself pregnant from him anyway! -Twilight series
by candytrip August 4, 2008
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A time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk, usually when the sun is in between the sky and the horizon.
Then can usually be mistaken by a novel written by Stephenie Meyer that involves a high school girl who falls deeply in love with a beautiful boy who happens to be a vampire.
Idiot uno: Its twilight.

Idiot dos: Oh my God! The book?!

Idiot uno: No.
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An unimaginative story the centers around a girl named Bella Swan who falls in love with Edward Cullen, a vampire. The main characters are practically 2-dimensional with their lack of personality and the plot is ripped off from many vampire romance novels from the past, all were better written.

Teenage girls everywhere have fallen in love with the book for only one thing: Edward Cullen. They seem to think he's real and the sexiest man alive... when, to be frank, he's quite a ways from it.

People are changing their names all across America to something Twilight-related and kids are selling out their lives to read the terrible story for the 14th time.
"I love Twilight!"
-Whiny fan girl

"Why can't you be like Edward in my Twilight books?"
-Girl breaking up with her boyfriend because he isn't like a fictional vampire

"Twilight sucks ass."
-said by anyone with half a brain.
by Schmuck of the Irish September 12, 2009
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HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN THIS PIECE OF JUNK! I hate it when all of the girls drool over Edward Cullen! And the plot is really shallow. And, it's Harry Potter's rival, and NO ONE MESSES WITH HARRY POTTER!
Harry Potter fights and kills Bella and Edward, proving that Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
by Professor Lupin May 16, 2008
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An extremely overrated book read by the likes of fangirls. Who adore Edward Cumchunks, even though he's just text and does not exist. Has a very terrible storyline having to do with a stereotypical teen girl falling in love with a vampire. There is absolutely no literature value coming with it.
Twilight fan girl: OMG twilight rulleeezzz , i saw the movie likez 10 times. Edward is like so dreamy and hot.

Person with taste in books : Shut up you ignorant pre-teen. Twilight is a terrible book. Go and read something with actual literature value, like the lord of the rings, a clockwork orange, to kill a mockingbird, 1984, the silence of the lambs the adventures of Tom Sawyer.

Twilight fan girl: Yourrr a faggg, Twilight rulez ur just jelos tat ur not fameos like ppl in da twilight movie. Only gay people hate twilight

Person with taste in books: ....... (walks away)
by tec091620 May 29, 2009
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A horrible novel written by the untalented Stephenie Meyer. This book has absolutely no character development whatsoever. It glorifies unhealthy obsession. Meyer has her main character, the dreary, cliched, miserable Bella Swan, choose between necrophilia and bestiality throughout the series.

The books have overused and exhausted ideas, and there is no apparent reason of why anyone should love this boring teenage girl. The book has the worst grammar I've ever seen published. "Handsomest" is not a word Ms. Meyer. Perhaps you should invest in a new editor, or just stay away from writing all together. As much as you fantasize, you will not marry a vampire just because you based Bella off of your own appearance.

Twilight is like a bad fanfiction. No teenager describes themselves as "ivory skinned". There is no reason to read this book. It is not the romance of the decade. It is an awful book. There are no excuses in which it is reasonable to read this book, unless you are 10 years old and need to get over a fear of vampires, because the vampires in this book sparkle in the sunlight. How intimidating.
no example. I'm not putting a reader through the pain of this "novel" Twilight.
by hcan123 October 4, 2010
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