Sparkly Vampire (he was cooler/manlier in Vampire's Suck when he rode a Segway) twilight (it said I had to include the word)
by Fracken McKracken December 21, 2010
one of the many banes of humanity twilight has converted many teenage girls into dribbling idiots who can't spell
also see: twitard
also see: twitard
twitard: 1SNT TWiLIGHT DA BEST BUK EVAR!!!!!ONE!!!111111!!!ELEVEN
normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*
normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*
by finally some sense February 9, 2010
HARRY POTTER PWNS THIS SHIT!!!!! let me first say, not all 13 year olds know only bad literature, im a 13 year old girl, and i would buy a copy of twilight just to burn it. charlie the unicorn has a better plot. in the first book:
bella: i love you
edward: im too dangerous
thats about it. new moon:
bella: *SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE*
edward: oh god. i need to kill myself (he really does. thats about the first right thing hes decided to do)
im not even going to go on about the rest of the series. i tried reading the series once. twilight i thought was OK, but not the best book ever. new moon was so incredibly boring i stopped reading in the second chapter. and they say edward is the perfect guy. hes a pedophile. they say bella is the perfect girl. shes a retard that falls over every five minutes. they say jacob is the OTHER perfect guy( i thought there was only supposed to be one perfect guy?) he has the magic ability to appear shirtless and then wearing one again every five seconds. anyway, buffy staked edward the end.
bella: i love you
edward: im too dangerous
thats about it. new moon:
bella: *SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE*
edward: oh god. i need to kill myself (he really does. thats about the first right thing hes decided to do)
im not even going to go on about the rest of the series. i tried reading the series once. twilight i thought was OK, but not the best book ever. new moon was so incredibly boring i stopped reading in the second chapter. and they say edward is the perfect guy. hes a pedophile. they say bella is the perfect girl. shes a retard that falls over every five minutes. they say jacob is the OTHER perfect guy( i thought there was only supposed to be one perfect guy?) he has the magic ability to appear shirtless and then wearing one again every five seconds. anyway, buffy staked edward the end.
TWILIGHT BLOWS. stephenie meyer totally ruined the name of a vampire. you know, before they were sparkly fairies.
by jennajennajennabear August 4, 2010
A fictional story created for women or homosexual men who are insecure and need to get laid big time.
by bigmeat85 September 29, 2009
A book by some "apparaently" really good author that fat and ugly chicks sit reading in a library to try and escape the reality that they aren't loved, except by their friends. The storyline is something about a girl falling in love with a vampire. How The F*** does that work?
Guy 1: "Maybe shes a dyke, her and her friends hug a lot".
Guy 2: "No, look, shes reading twilight".
Guy 1:"Oh".
Guy 2: "No, look, shes reading twilight".
Guy 1:"Oh".
by wheretheygone September 13, 2008
a very successful book written by Stephenie Meyer. the book is good but there are other books out there that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better and don't brainwash young girls into living in a fairytale with fictional charcecters!
ie. wuthering heights
pride and predgidous
catcher in the rye
and many others!
ie. wuthering heights
pride and predgidous
catcher in the rye
and many others!
fangirl: OME!! DON'T YOU THINK TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD???
nonfangirl: well no really i prefer the read BOOKS not rubbish
fangirl: ZOMG!!!! YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD SHTFU! *having panic attack*
nonfangirl: ahhhhh yeah whatever..... im going to be here
^^^^^^and that is why twilight fans have a bad reputation of being rabid!^^^^
nonfangirl: well no really i prefer the read BOOKS not rubbish
fangirl: ZOMG!!!! YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD SHTFU! *having panic attack*
nonfangirl: ahhhhh yeah whatever..... im going to be here
^^^^^^and that is why twilight fans have a bad reputation of being rabid!^^^^
by idjhgfvbshmf April 4, 2009
guy 1: Did you read that book twilight?
guy 2: nope, i heard that its some pretty fucked up shit though
guy 2: nope, i heard that its some pretty fucked up shit though
by BROhamed ali December 30, 2011