we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

we are tighter than bark on a tree by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

Tighte 

When something is so tight that an 'e' is required

"Damn, you should've seen how tighte Gregory's jeans were."

"Were they really that tight?"

Tighte by Barnacles1709 August 26, 2016

Tighter than mosquito pussy 

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Tighter than mosquito pussy by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw 

firmly fixed in place

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw by Gimpler June 1, 2010

Tighter than a Cat's Ass 

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

Tighter than a Cat's Ass by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010

tighten up! 

Prison slang for "pay attention". Can also be used to tell another inmate to stop goofing off.

"Yo man tighten up! Don't you see what's about to happen?"

tighten up! by graybar hotel February 9, 2014

Tighter than twats 

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".

"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.

Tighter than twats by aerickson293 September 2, 2011