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used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.
I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!
by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010
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Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible
"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!
by Mr. Jameson September 13, 2010
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