skyboy's definitions

vomit fetish

Sexual fixation involving vomiting, being vomited on or eating vomit (yours or someone else's). Truly one of the most disgusting fetishes I've read about.

Vomit fetish = fucking sick

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

car salesman

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.

A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.

by Skyboy September 24, 2005

Japorn

Ja-P-orn = Japanese Porn. Just fuse those two words together and shorten accordingly.

Mr Otachi: Ai, this is great Japorn, really turn me on.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

gundu

(Possibly also spelt "gandu")
A Hindi word for the hole in one's arse. Usually has connotations of anal sex and homosexuality.

When two men are locked in a prison cell for a number of years without female porn, then gundu is bound to happen.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

carnage

The only true meaning of this word is mass murder.

Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

speed masturbation

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.

I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Pokerection

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.

Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005