Definitions by skyboy

Auto Sex 

1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.

1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.

Auto Sex by Skyboy September 24, 2005

car salesman 

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.

A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.

car salesman by Skyboy September 24, 2005

Made in China 

Low priced everyday goods from China. Generally associated with poor quality but is not true in many cases. If it weren't for 'Made in China' goods', you'd pay 50% more for everyday goods (because imported Chinese products are far cheaper than local products). Most 'Made in China' products are safe to buy, except for the ones in dodgy packing or without a use-by date.

I know alot about 'Made in China' products because I'm a Chinese person living in the US.

Made in China by Skyboy September 23, 2005

fetictionary 

A dictionary of fetishes.

There are too many fetishes to be all recorded in a fetictionary, but the mains ones are always there.

fetictionary by Skyboy September 23, 2005

carnage

The only true meaning of this word is mass murder.

Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.

carnage by Skyboy September 23, 2005

Japorn 

Ja-P-orn = Japanese Porn. Just fuse those two words together and shorten accordingly.

Mr Otachi: Ai, this is great Japorn, really turn me on.

Japorn by Skyboy September 23, 2005

Pokerection 

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.

Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.

Pokerection by Skyboy September 23, 2005