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Tweethole 

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.
Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.
Tweethole by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009

Tweetiversary 

The milestone of a certain amount of tweets a person has posted on twitter. This is usually every hundred tweets.
"I forgot my 200th tweetiversary, so I'm looking forward to my 250th"
Tweetiversary by Kiss_Fan February 4, 2010

tweetle beetle 

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.
Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.
tweetle beetle by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

Sweetlove 

something you call someone that means the world or more to you. You like them in a boobiliously loving way. you love them more than you could ever loved and give your heart and soul to them, wouldnt have a second thought about giving up your life for them. you love them for everything they do and say and they are perfect to you in every way. Seeing them smile is the best thing that can ever happen in a day.
Guy: ' hey sweet love how are you'

Girl' good how are you muffin'
guy ' Hey need a heart trasplant dont you?'
girl: ' yeah"

Ten hours later
Girl ' who's the donner?'
Doctor: i dont know all he said was to tell you ' My heart belongs to you Sweetlove'

Girl started to cry
Sweetlove by Boobsissacool August 12, 2011

tweetover 

A Tweetover is like a sleepover, except instead of chilling with a buddy you tweet all night.

ZOMG I can't sleep! Time for a tweetover!
tweetover by niffler March 24, 2009

Sweetlove 

When a man takes a shit in his hand and proceeds to slap a woman across the face with the hand filled with shit
She would not stop talkin shit so i had to give her a sweetlove.
Sweetlove by Mennagin March 2, 2008