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A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.
I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)
by ScottAllen March 16, 2008

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The title of a Cream song on the Disraeli gears album which, even though it doesn't look like an abbreviation, stands for a lyric from the song, "She was like a bearded rainbow."

The story goes that Felix Pappalardi, the producer on the album, had broken up with his girlfriend and was drawing mustaches and beards on photos of her.
That song, "Swlabr", is soooo groovy, man.
by ScottAllen October 27, 2006

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Slang term used for a menu item with a non-english name. Favored by normal people who want to order gourmet coffee without the pretentious mix of foreign words forced on consumers by Starbucks in order to justify their inflated prices, such as "venti" or "au lait".

Popularized in a 2008 Dunkin Donuts ad campaign.
Idiot: "Yeah, I'd like a venti mocha blanc cappucino au lait."

Normal Person: "Dude, what the f*** is that - fritalian? Just give me a large coffee with white chocolate and steamed milk."
by ScottAllen March 08, 2008

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