Twattery

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

by Stonecutters November 30, 2015

Twattery

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

by Oli C September 23, 2008

Twattery

verb: The act of being a twat

I'll have no more of this twattery in my classroom

by Ellshizzle/Catty August 8, 2008

twattery

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

by His Wittyness October 7, 2008

Twatteries

The energy that keeps twats going, in an argument for example

“Fucking Karen’s going on about astrology again, she keeps asking to do an in depth reading as my aura looks weak and it may be because of Uranus’s position this month or some bollocks like that”

“Don’t worry, her twatteries will run out soon - just keep pouring her Chardonnay and going ‘uh huh’ every now and then”

by Grill Bill August 7, 2020

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

Pre-Twattery

Before Twattery can take event, pre-twattery has to come in
1. usually used when you are bored
2. need 3 points to win on scrabble and you see twat on the board

1. Dave: im bored
Jim: screw you your alway just full of pre-twattery i hate you (storms out the room)
Dave: ...

2. Jim: yeah... so yey 10points "Pre-Twattery"
Dave: thats not a real word what you on about
Jim: Thats not what urban dictionary said, i win

by Oli C November 6, 2008