Twain

A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi

Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help

Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today

O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone

Twain by Baseduncu March 9, 2022

Twaxin

Eatin on some shit.

"The other day I was twaxin on some dank ass cookies nigga."

Twaxin by yamamabeatsya August 21, 2011

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TWAIN • twating • twakin • Twaxin • Tatin • Tratin' • Twain Harte • Twain High • twain'n • Twain Wreck

Mark Twain

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain

Mark Twain by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

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D-Twain

D-Twain is a legendary Gangsta Rapper. His real name is Suren de Saram. He is the drummer in the band 'Bombay Bicycle Club'. The internet exploded after D-Twain's single reached 10 000 000 000 sales and was Zane Lowe's record of the week.

WHERE IS MY FUCKING LATTE, MAN
~ D-Twain

D-Twain by FuryLullaby October 27, 2011