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When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.
'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'

'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'
by JoanJettHead August 15, 2011