Definitions by Swishfish

Shania Twain 

A Shania Twain occurs when something don't impress you much,

When Joel saw Glen's head he got his Shania Twain on.

Shania Twain by Swishfish October 22, 2006

crap static 

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

crap static by SwishFish July 20, 2004