A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.
"Let there be light"
-God famously quoting Mark Twain
If while holding an iPhone 4, you cover up the black strip on the edge causing your signal strength to suddenly plummet.
Steve: Whoa did we just enter a tunnel or something? I have no signal
Jobs: Dude stop giving your phone the death grip.
Steve: Fucking iPhones
To "blame it on bush." Generally used to blame current problems on the former George W. Bush presidency.
Guy 1: Another ten thousand gallons an hour what the fuck??
Guy 2: BIOB man
The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.
1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!
Sounds like you just got truck fucked.
2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.
You're a douchebag.
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