Twatched 

A stretched twat.
The act of stretching a twat.

I totally twatched that chick with my junk.

Twatched by victorrrrrrrriaaaa *- April 14, 2009

TWATCHEY 

To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.

"My friend Nick can be a nice guy but sometimes hes such a TWATCHEY when hes around other people!"

TWATCHEY by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014

Thatched 

When you monumentally overspeed on pre drinks and get so lit you fill up a sink full of spew and pass out

Kimbo: dude what happened to you last night

Guy got thatched: man i totally thatched it last night

Thatched by Dawgy1010 June 18, 2017

Twatchers 

is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..

" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "

" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*

Twatchers by to RAW for you August 4, 2011

thatched roof cottages 

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

thatched roof cottages by squirrely wrath August 5, 2004

twatchety 

A person who acts like a cranky old twat

My English teacher is really twatchety.

twatchety by Nick Fura October 23, 2022

twatcher 

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.

Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!

twatcher by topherjaynes February 25, 2010