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Turkwise 

1. The epitome of everything. Turkwise is that which Mana-sama seeks to control and needs all the time. Beware the DIX wrath when he's run out of it.

2. The cool(aid) way of saying turquoise.
1. Mana: -Oh shit, where has mah turwisez gone?!?-

2. "Now available in all five food groups: Red, Urnge, Green, Blue, and Turkwise.
Turkwise by roflbot June 26, 2009
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Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.
"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO
Turtise by Luke Dobney March 13, 2008
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