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a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.
"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"
by Bryn4B January 18, 2009
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Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.
Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.
by 1802 December 08, 2009
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A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.
Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.
by Awes0me_sauCe September 24, 2016
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When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.
Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch
by Asian trio April 08, 2017
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To wrap one's hands around the opponent's neck, simulating that the opponent is wearing a choking turtleneck
Cuz if you step one closer imma turtleneck yo ass!-random stylish thug
by TurtleneckSupreme May 25, 2016
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Resembling a rectal prolapse, Turtleneck is another way to tell somebody that they're just a huge asshole. Not only is it humorous, but also an affective way to make someone aware of how much they fucked up.
"These turtlenecks think they're hot shit because they smoke all the marijuanas"

Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.
by Dick Changler September 12, 2016
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