turtle god 

the god of a religion that is not yet widly known. Founded by high schoolers in florida. They worship the turtles. The sign of their god is yet to be determined for it is a small group. they also "admire" women and is known that normally the worshiper's are thereapist like.

Jim-do u beleive in the turtle god?

Billy- hell yes best religion theree is.

turtle god by jaggejack June 19, 2008

Turtle God of Sex 

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .

" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"

Turtle God of Sex by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018

OG Turtle With God Ki 

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

OG Turtle With God Ki by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018

Turtlegoncorn 

A mix between a turtle, dragon, and a unicorn. The masculine version. noun

I just saw a Turtlegoncorn on land, sea, and in the air!

Turtlegoncorn by Professorunicorn333 February 24, 2010