turdouche bag 

It is a jerk off stuffed in douche bag that is stuffed in a turkey.

Boy that Jeff is a real turdouche bag! He is such an asshole!

turdouche bag by Kat Mickler December 13, 2007

Trudouche

A derogatory name of the cuckold prime minister of Canada.
Trudeau + Douche bag.

Trudouche is destroying Canada, selling out our military, vets, citizens, killing our economy, inviting terrorists and mooches and passing the bill to the country on already struggling Canadian people.

Trudouche by Ross0me November 23, 2018

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

turdpuncher

A man, whose sexual preferences lean toward the male population. Who also enjoys taking part in anal sexual intercourse. Wherein his penis will inevitably make contact with excrement inside the colon. His enthusiastic thrusting creates a "punching" motion causing the excrement to become packed tightly inside the recipient. Causing great discomfort.

"Mark is such a turdpuncher!"

turdpuncher by TwerkedOutBrindlemeyer May 9, 2008

turduckenolio 

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turdouple 

1. Turd and Turdette individuals come together to form a coupling in the utmost fashion.
2. Turd has won the undying love from Turdette and is able to manipulate every possible situation.
3. Turd takes advantage of Turdette by making Turdette pay for everything from food, clothing, & shelter.
4. Turdette willingly without questioning, drive Turd everywhere including picking up Turd’s Turdling a hundred miles away.
5. Turdette has become the stepmother for Turd’s Turdlings.

Turdouple situation:

Turd: Hey, I will pay for the pool tonight since it’s my girlfriend’s (Turdette) birthday today.

*Turd goes to restroom*

Turdette: I can’t believe he did that. I’ll have to pay him back later and take him to his favorite restaurant BJ’s and give him a happy ending.

*Her former friends stare at one another and walk out the door from Turdette*

Turdouple by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Turducken Slap 

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

Turducken Slap by Danger500 May 17, 2011